MIKE WOZNIAK
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GENERAL ON-SALE
NOW OPEN
Mike Wozniak
The Bench
New stand-up tour show from Mike Wozniak in which a story about a bench will be prominent. Previous experience of or strong opinions about benches not required. Let Mike worry about that.
As seen on Taskmaster, Man Down and Junior Taskmaster. As heard on Three Bean Salad podcast.
“Deliciously distinctive fun… The story of Wozniak might be the shaggiest of shaggy dog stories you will ever hear”
The Evening Standard
“A comic of adorably skewwhiff charm”
The Times
“Wozniak is a great crafter of a story… A great performer with an interesting style”
The Skinny
“Wozniak has a talent for [the] slightly absurd… a charming storyteller with a splash of the surreal”
The i Newspaper
April 2026
14 SALFORD Lowry
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15 SHEFFIELD Memorial Hall
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16 BIRMINGHAM Town Hall
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24 COLCHESTER Arts Centre
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25 NOTTINGHAM Playhouse
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28 OXFORD Playhouse
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30 SWANSEA Taliesen Arts Centre
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May 2026
1 MACHYNLLETH Mach Arena
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2 MACHYNLLETH Mach Arena - EXTRA DATE
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8 BRIDPORT Electric Palace
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10 CARDIFF Glee Club
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14 IPSWICH New Wolsey
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15 COVENTRY Warwick Arts Centre
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16 LEICESTER Y Theatre
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17 NORWICH Playhouse
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18 NORWICH Playhouse - EXTRA DATE
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20 MOLD Theatr Clwyd
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June 2026
4 EXETER Comedy Festival
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5 BASINGSTOKE Haymarket
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7 BRIGHTON Theatre Royal
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September 2026
9 SWANSEA Grand Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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12 YORK The Grand Opera House - EXTRA DATE
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13 MANCHESTER Opera House - EXTRA DATE
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20 CARDIFF New Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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22 NEWCASTLE Tyne Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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23 EDINBURGH The Queen’s Hall - EXTRA DATE
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26 LEEDS Grand Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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October 2026
1 WORTHING Pavilion Theatre
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2 SOUTHEND Palace Theatre
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4 ABERYSTWTH Arts Centre Theatre
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7 SHEFFIELD Memorial Hall - EXTRA DATE
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8 LEEDS City Varieties
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14 NOTTINGHAM Playhouse - EXTRA DATE
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22 GREYSTONES The Whale
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23 KILLARNEY INEC
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25 GALWAY Róisín Dubh - EXTRA DATE
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NOVEMBER 2026
5 LONDON The London Palladium - EXTRA DATE
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11 BIRMINGHAM Town Hall - EXTRA DATE
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12 COVENTRY Warwick Arts Centre - EXTRA DATE
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January 2026
18 EDINBURGH Royal Lyceum
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19 NEWCASTLE Stand
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22 WORCESTER Huntington Hall
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23 LIVERPOOL Playhouse
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29 WINCHESTER Theatre Royal
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30 CAMBRIDGE Junction
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31 CAMBRIDGE Junction - EXTRA DATE
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February 2026
1 STAMFORD Corn Exchange
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4 POOLE Lighthouse
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7 FALMOUTH Princess Pavilion
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10 LANCASTER Grand
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26 BRISTOL Old Vic
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27 BRISTOL Old Vic - EXTRA DATE
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March 2026
1 BATH Komedia 3pm - EXTRA DATE
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1 BATH Komedia
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6 BELFAST Limelight
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7 DUBLIN Ambassador Theatre 3pm - EXTRA DATE
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7 DUBLIN Ambassador Theatre
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11 CHELMSFORD Civic Theatre
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12 LONDON Soho Theatre Walthamstow
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13 LONDON Soho Theatre Walthamstow
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14 LONDON Soho Theatre Walthamstow
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19 HULL City Hall
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20 ABERDEEN Lemon Tree
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21 GLASGOW Citizens 3pm - EXTRA DATE
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21 GLASGOW Citizens
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22 CARLISLE Old Fire Station
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25 YORK The Grand Opera House
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26 DURHAM Gala Theatre
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A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.