MIKE WOZNIAK
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Mike Wozniak
The Bench
New stand-up tour show from Mike Wozniak in which a story about a bench will be prominent. Previous experience of or strong opinions about benches not required. Let Mike worry about that.
As seen on Taskmaster, Man Down and Junior Taskmaster. As heard on Three Bean Salad podcast.
“Deliciously distinctive fun… The story of Wozniak might be the shaggiest of shaggy dog stories you will ever hear”
The Evening Standard
“Wozniak is a great crafter of a story… A great performer with an interesting style”
The Skinny
“A comic of adorably skewwhiff charm”
The Times
“Wozniak has a talent for [the] slightly absurd… a charming storyteller with a splash of the surreal”
The i Newspaper
JULY 2026
4 AMSTERDAM
Boom Chicago Comedy Festival
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AUGUST 2026
6-16 EDINBURGH FRINGE FESTIVAL
Assembly Hall
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September 2026
9 SWANSEA Grand Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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10 OXFORD Playhouse - EXTRA DATE
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11 LIVERPOOL Playhouse - EXTRA DATE
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12 YORK The Grand Opera House - EXTRA DATE
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13 MANCHESTER Opera House - EXTRA DATE
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18 CARMARTHEN Lyric Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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20 CARDIFF New Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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22 NEWCASTLE Tyne Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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23 EDINBURGH The Queen’s Hall - EXTRA DATE
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26 LEEDS Grand Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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October 2026
1 WORTHING Pavilion Theatre
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2 SOUTHEND Palace Theatre
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4 ABERYSTWTH Arts Centre Theatre
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7 SHEFFIELD Memorial Hall - EXTRA DATE
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8 LEEDS City Varieties
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13 SOUTHPORT Comedy Festival
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14 NOTTINGHAM Playhouse - EXTRA DATE
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16 PLYMOUTH Playhouse - EXTRA DATE
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22 GREYSTONES The Whale
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23 KILLARNEY INEC
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25 GALWAY Róisín Dubh - EXTRA DATE
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NOVEMBER 2026
5 LONDON The London Palladium - EXTRA DATE
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11 BIRMINGHAM Town Hall - EXTRA DATE
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12 COVENTRY Warwick Arts Centre - EXTRA DATE
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TOUR EXTENDED INTO 2027
JANUARY 2027
28 SALISBURY Playhouse
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30 BARNSTAPLE Queen’s Theatre
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31 BRISTOL Old Vic
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FEBRUARY 2027
2 CREWE Lyceum
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3 BUXTON Opera House
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4 SHEFFIELD Memorial Hall
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7 LOUGHBOROUGH Town Hall
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26 BRIDPORT Electric Palace
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27 POOLE Lighthouse
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28 BATH Komedia
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MARCH 2027
3 NORWICH Playhouse
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4 NORWICH Playhouse
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10 NORTHAMPTON Royal & Derngate
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11 DUNSTABLE Grove
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12 CHELMSFORD Civic Theatre
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18 COVENTRY Warwick Arts Centre
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19 DURHAM Gala
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20 GLASGOW Citizens
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21 ABERDEEN Lemon Tree
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24 WATFORD Palace Theatre
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25 BRIGHTON Theatre Royal
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APRIL 2027
14 SOUTHEND Palace Theatre
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15 IPSWICH Corn Exchange
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16 BIRMINGHAM Town Hall
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22 CHESTERFIELD The Winding Wheel Theatre
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23 LANCASTER Grand
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24 HULL Town Hall
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MAY 2027
5 SWINDON Wyvern Theatre
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6 BASINGSTOKE Haymarket
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14 GUILDFORD G Live
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15 PORTSMOUTH New Theatre Royal
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16 ISLE OF WIGHT Shanklin Theatre
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20 CORBY Cube
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21 LEAMINGTON SPA Royal Spa Centre
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22 YEOVIL Westlands
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A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.