MIKE WOZNIAK
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Mike Wozniak
The Bench
New stand-up tour show from Mike Wozniak in which a story about a bench will be prominent. Previous experience of or strong opinions about benches not required. Let Mike worry about that.
As seen on Taskmaster, Man Down and Junior Taskmaster. As heard on Three Bean Salad podcast.
“Deliciously distinctive fun… The story of Wozniak might be the shaggiest of shaggy dog stories you will ever hear”
The Evening Standard
“Wozniak is a great crafter of a story… A great performer with an interesting style”
The Skinny
“A comic of adorably skewwhiff charm”
The Times
“Wozniak has a talent for [the] slightly absurd… a charming storyteller with a splash of the surreal”
The i Newspaper
June 2026
4 EXETER Comedy Festival
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5 BASINGSTOKE Haymarket
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7 BRIGHTON Theatre Royal
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AUGUST 2026
6-16 EDINBURGH FRINGE FESTIVAL
Assembly Hall
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September 2026
9 SWANSEA Grand Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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10 OXFORD Playhouse - EXTRA DATE
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11 LIVERPOOL Playhouse - EXTRA DATE
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12 YORK The Grand Opera House - EXTRA DATE
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13 MANCHESTER Opera House - EXTRA DATE
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18 CARMARTHEN Lyric Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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20 CARDIFF New Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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22 NEWCASTLE Tyne Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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23 EDINBURGH The Queen’s Hall - EXTRA DATE
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26 LEEDS Grand Theatre - EXTRA DATE
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October 2026
1 WORTHING Pavilion Theatre
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2 SOUTHEND Palace Theatre
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4 ABERYSTWTH Arts Centre Theatre
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7 SHEFFIELD Memorial Hall - EXTRA DATE
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8 LEEDS City Varieties
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13 SOUTHPORT Comedy Festival
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14 NOTTINGHAM Playhouse - EXTRA DATE
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16 PLYMOUTH Playhouse - EXTRA DATE
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22 GREYSTONES The Whale
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23 KILLARNEY INEC
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25 GALWAY Róisín Dubh - EXTRA DATE
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NOVEMBER 2026
5 LONDON The London Palladium - EXTRA DATE
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11 BIRMINGHAM Town Hall - EXTRA DATE
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12 COVENTRY Warwick Arts Centre - EXTRA DATE
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A podcast from comedians Mike Wozniak, Henry Paker and Benjamin Partridge. Each week the three beans tackle a different theme, suggested by the listening audience.